You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

Lost - suck it, for a guy I won't tell, well, only if we fuck some more

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Juicy roommate always wants to fuck and gets turned on at the drop of a hat

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

Size matters! A long penis gives me multi-orgasms

Hot blonde could only cum with sperm inside

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

And she knows what turns me on, jerking off and taking cum in her mouth

Fuck, you're so fucking sweaty, I was afraid I was gonna cum in you!

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Jealous of the naked girls in GTA V and started seducing the guy

Brother, are you jerking off? Aren't you ashamed? Give me your dick

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

On vacation, it's twice as pleasant to fuck and cum with this view

Did you come? I'll cum in you, too. Who needs homework without creampie?